okay boys and girls, it’s time to shower and than pretend to reread everything on the German Empire from 1873 to 1914
Mickey Mouse gas mask for children during WW2.
This is terrifying.
are you my minnie
Oh my god
u golden brown discs
of brakfast joy
u are the turntable
2 start my day right
u give me pancak power
2 survive the week
monday thru sunday
pancaks make fun days
and it’s always fun to say:
more pancaks pls.
who’s the fucker who’s telling kids if they don’t get good grades they might as well start digging their graves and etching out their tombstones
who’s telling these lies that you can only go to school in a straight unbroken line up to the end goal which is a degree which is your key…
spain doesnt know how to cut hair thats why shes using safety paper scissors bye
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit
- easier to spell
- all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
- all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
- if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating
why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius
- it isn’t
Guess who’s gonna die during her classtest tomorrow?
This is a 14 page story I’ve been working on for the past couple months (which is why there’s been a slow down in updates). I hope you like it, I worked pretty hard on it!
THIS IS SO GREAT